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gayleaf:

*Likes your post because i secretly want to have sex with you*

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

sandandglass:

"Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you."

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doctorwholia:

i wanna look like someone who can cut you but still bakes cookies in her spare time

juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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nothingbutflawless:

I’m jealous of girls that are super gorgeous. The ones that everyone always wants to be around, the friend everyone wants to have. The one that everyone looks at and thinks “damn she’s beautiful.” The ones that have a naturally cute laugh, a perfect smile, the ones with cute clothes and that look perfect all the time.

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